A. Whitney Brown - Quotes

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. ---->>>

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. ---->>>

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras. ---->>>

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ---->>>

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 07-08, 1952
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Occupation: Comedian
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Alan Whitney Brown (born July 8, 1952) is an American writer and comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s. In addition to writing for the program, he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture." He won a 1988 Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program, along with Al Franken, Tom Davis, Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Lorne Michaels and Conan O'Brien (wikipedia)