Alan Coren - Quotes

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. ---->>>

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by. ---->>>

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. ---->>>

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. ---->>>

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. ---->>>


Nationality: British
Born: 06-27, 1938
Birthplace: Southgate, North London, England
Die: 10-18, 2007
Occupation: Writer

Alan Coren (27 June 1938 – 18 October 2007) was an English humourist, writer and satirist who was well known as a regular panellist on the BBC radio quiz The News Quiz and a team captain on BBC television's Call My Bluff. Coren was also a journalist, and for nine years was the editor of Punch magazine (wikipedia)