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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ---->>>

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. ---->>>


Nationality: French
Born: October 20, 1854
Die: 10-28, 1905
Occupation: Writer

Alphonse Allais (20 October 1854 – 28 October 1905) was a French writer and humorist, who was born in Honfleur, Calvados, and who died in Paris.(wikipedia)