Andy Dick - Quotes

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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma. ---->>>

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side. ---->>>

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God. ---->>>

I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through. ---->>>

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate. ---->>>

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am. ---->>>

I was a bad boy as a child. ---->>>

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism. ---->>>

There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me. ---->>>

I had no blood relatives till I made some. ---->>>

I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it. ---->>>

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. ---->>>

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped. ---->>>

I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times. ---->>>

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything. ---->>>

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces. ---->>>

I believed in God my whole life. ---->>>

I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional. ---->>>

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else. ---->>>

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed. ---->>>

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it. ---->>>

I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently. ---->>>

I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'? ---->>>

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. ---->>>

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids. ---->>>

I have a very dark sense of humor. ---->>>

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic. ---->>>

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay. ---->>>

Biography

Name: Andy Dick
Nationality: American
Born: 12-21, 1965
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Occupation: Actor
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Andrew Roane Dick (born December 21, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Best known as a comic, he is also known for his eccentric and controversial behavior. His first regular television role was on the short-lived but influential The Ben Stiller Show. In the mid-1990s, he had a long-running stint on NBC's NewsRadio and was a supporting character on Less than Perfect (wikipedia)