Art Buchwald - Quotes

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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. ---->>>

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ---->>>

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. ---->>>

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. ---->>>

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ---->>>

I worship the quicksand he walks in. ---->>>

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. ---->>>

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ---->>>

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. ---->>>

So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around. ---->>>

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 10-20, 1925
Birthplace: New York City
Die: 01-17, 2007
Occupation: Journalist
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Arthur "Art" Buchwald (October 20, 1925 – January 17, 2007) was an American humorist best known for his long-running column in The Washington Post, which in turn was carried as a syndicated column in many other newspapers. His column focused on political satire and commentary. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Commentary in 1982 and in 1986 was elected to the American Academy and Institute of Arts and Letters (wikipedia)