Arthur Baer - Quotes

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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. ---->>>

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. ---->>>

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. ---->>>

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. ---->>>

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. ---->>>

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. ---->>>

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. ---->>>

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf. ---->>>

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. ---->>>

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness. ---->>>

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. ---->>>

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. ---->>>

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest. ---->>>

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. ---->>>

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: January 9, 1886
Birthplace:
Die: 05-17, 1969
Occupation: Journalist
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Arthur "Bugs" Baer (January 9, 1886 – May 17, 1969) was an American journalist and humorist. Baer was prominent in the New York City journalism and entertainment scene for many years and worked as a sports journalist and cartoonist. Called by the New York Times "one of the country's best known humorists", he wrote the humor column "One Word Led to Another" for the King Features Syndicate (the Hearst papers) (wikipedia)