Benny Hill - Quotes

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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ---->>>

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. ---->>>

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. ---->>>

Do unto others, then run.

Do unto others, then run.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. ---->>>

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: English
Born: 01-21, 1924
Birthplace:
Die: 04-20, 1992
Occupation: Comedian
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Alfred Hawthorne "Benny" Hill (21 January 1924 – 20 April 1992) was an English comedian and actor, best remembered for his television programme The Benny Hill Show, an amalgam of slapstick, burlesque and double entendres in a format that included live comedy and filmed segments, with him at the focus of almost every segment (wikipedia)