Bill Hicks - Quotes

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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life. ---->>>

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. ---->>>

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. ---->>>

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas. ---->>>

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band. ---->>>

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light. ---->>>

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. ---->>>

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution. ---->>>

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true. ---->>>

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. ---->>>

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. ---->>>

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. ---->>>

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. ---->>>

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day. ---->>>

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. ---->>>

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows. ---->>>

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic. ---->>>

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. ---->>>

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. ---->>>

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it. ---->>>

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side. ---->>>

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining. ---->>>

People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 12-16, 1961
Birthplace: in Valdosta, Georgia, The United States
Die: 02-26, 1994
Occupation: Comedian

William Melvin Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February 26, 1994) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy. At the age of 16, while still in high school, he began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas (wikipedia)