Bill Watterson - Quotes

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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. ---->>>

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? ---->>>

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different. ---->>>

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. ---->>>

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. ---->>>

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. ---->>>

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ---->>>

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. ---->>>

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. ---->>>

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. ---->>>

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. ---->>>

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. ---->>>

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. ---->>>

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer. ---->>>

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. ---->>>

I liked things better when I didn't understand them. ---->>>

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. ---->>>

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. ---->>>

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. ---->>>

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. ---->>>

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. ---->>>

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ---->>>

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! ---->>>

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. ---->>>

Genius is never understood in its own time. ---->>>

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. ---->>>

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. ---->>>

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. ---->>>

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. ---->>>

It's always better to leave the party early. ---->>>

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead. ---->>>

A real job is a job you hate. ---->>>

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends? ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 07-05, 1958
Birthplace: Washington, D.C., U.S.
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Occupation: Cartoonist
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William Boyd "Bill" Watterson II (born July 5, 1958) is an American cartoonist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, which was syndicated from 1985 to 1995. Watterson stopped drawing Calvin and Hobbes at the end of 1995 with a short statement to newspaper editors and his readers that he felt he had achieved all he could in the medium (wikipedia)