Billy Crystal - Quotes

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Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ---->>>

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

Change is such hard work.

Change is such hard work.

I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. ---->>>

My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me. ---->>>

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love. ---->>>

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself. ---->>>

You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.

You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing. ---->>>

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving. ---->>>

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great. ---->>>

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising. ---->>>

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. ---->>>

In my standup work, I always do these characters, older people who are just off to the side. It's easier to write a story about the guy who made it to the top, but the middle is so much more interesting, so much more murky. ---->>>

Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams. ---->>>

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are. ---->>>

I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep! ---->>>

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come. ---->>>

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish. ---->>>

Gentlemen, start your egos. ---->>>

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. ---->>>

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. ---->>>

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul. ---->>>

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world. ---->>>

I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an actor and a comedian, but there was something that drew me to doing that. ---->>>

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing. ---->>>

My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour. ---->>>

Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 03-14, 1947
Birthplace: in Long Beach, New York, The United States
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Occupation: Comedian
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William Edward Crystal (born March 14, 1948) is an American actor, writer, producer, director, comedian and television host. He gained prominence in the 1970s for playing Jodie Dallas on the ABC sitcom Soap and became a Hollywood film star during the late 1980s and 1990s, appearing in the critical and box office successes When Harry Met Sally (wikipedia)