Bob Hope - Quotes

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. ---->>>

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. ---->>>

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. ---->>>

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. ---->>>

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. ---->>>

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. ---->>>

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. ---->>>

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. ---->>>

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. ---->>>

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. ---->>>

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! ---->>>

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. ---->>>

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I have too much money invested in sweaters. ---->>>

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. ---->>>

Biography

Name: Bob Hope
Nationality: American
Born: 05-29, 1903
Birthplace: in Eltham, London, England, The United Kingdom
Die: 07-27, 2003
Occupation: Comedian

Bob Hope, KBE, KC*SG, KSS (born Leslie Townes Hope; May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was an American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete and author. With a career spanning nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, including a series of "Road" movies. In addition to hosting the Academy Awards show nineteen times, more than any other host, he appeared in many stage productions and television roles, and was the author of 14 books (wikipedia)