Bud Abbott short quotes

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water! ---->>>

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. ---->>>

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. ---->>>

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. ---->>>

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television? ---->>>

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. ---->>>

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? ---->>>

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Biography

Bud Abbott profile (bud-abbott.jpg)
Nationality: American
Born: October 2, 1897
Birthplace: Asbury Park, New Jersey, U.S.
Die: 04-24, 1974
Occupation: Actor
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