Charles Farrar Browne - Quotes

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Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. ---->>>

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. ---->>>

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. ---->>>

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? ---->>>

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. ---->>>

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. ---->>>

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good. ---->>>


Nationality: American
Born: April 23, 1834
Birthplace: Waterford, Maine
Die: March 6, 1867
Occupation: Writer

See also Artemas Ward (disambiguation). Charles Farrar Browne (April 26, 1834 – March 6, 1867) was a United States humor writer, better known under his nom de plume, Artemus Ward. He is considered to be America's first stand-up comedian. At birth, his surname was "Brown"; he added the "e" after he became famous (wikipedia)