Chevy Chase - Quotes

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I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. ---->>>

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. ---->>>

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land. ---->>>

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. ---->>>

Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children. ---->>>

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance. ---->>>

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts. ---->>>

I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall. ---->>>

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies. ---->>>

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. ---->>>

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. ---->>>

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase. ---->>>

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend. ---->>>

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. ---->>>

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. ---->>>

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. ---->>>

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. ---->>>

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. ---->>>

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. ---->>>

Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. ---->>>

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film. ---->>>

You can't observe as much if you're observed by others. ---->>>

Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking. ---->>>

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. ---->>>

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington. ---->>>

I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do! ---->>>

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars. ---->>>

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. ---->>>

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. ---->>>

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. ---->>>

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 10-08, 1943
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Occupation: Comedian
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Cornelius Crane "Chevy" Chase (; born October 8, 1943) is an American comedian and actor. Born into a prominent New York family, he worked a variety of jobs before moving into comedy and began acting with National Lampoon. He became a key cast member in the debut season of Saturday Night Live, where his recurring Weekend Update segment soon became a staple of the show (wikipedia)