David Brenner - Quotes

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I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show. ---->>>

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful. ---->>>

We're careful not to saturate people. ---->>>

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 02-04, 1945
Birthplace:
Die: 03-15, 2014
Occupation: Comedian
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David Norris Brenner (February 4, 1936 – March 15, 2014) was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."(wikipedia)