David Spade - Quotes

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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. ---->>>

There's always something funny about men chasing women. ---->>>

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years. ---->>>

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. ---->>>

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.' ---->>>

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. ---->>>

Single guys get a bad rap.

Single guys get a bad rap.

It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

I have no detectable hair style. ---->>>

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. ---->>>

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. ---->>>

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. ---->>>

It's hard to have a career.

It's hard to have a career.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. ---->>>

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. ---->>>

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. ---->>>

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom. ---->>>

I never dated much in high school or college. ---->>>

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. ---->>>

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. ---->>>

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. ---->>>

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. ---->>>

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

My career is just kind of crazy. ---->>>

To be famous and broke is hard.

To be famous and broke is hard.

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. ---->>>

You know, you want to pull in a wide audience. ---->>>

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. ---->>>

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 07-22, 1964
Birthplace: Birmingham, Michigan, U.S.
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Occupation: Actor

David Wayne Spade (born July 22, 1964) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups, and Grown Ups 2, among others (wikipedia)