Earl Wilson - Quotes

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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. ---->>>

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. ---->>>

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ---->>>

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. ---->>>

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. ---->>>

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. ---->>>

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. ---->>>

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. ---->>>

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. ---->>>

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. ---->>>

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. ---->>>

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. ---->>>

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. ---->>>

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. ---->>>

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. ---->>>

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. ---->>>

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. ---->>>

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. ---->>>

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. ---->>>

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. ---->>>

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. ---->>>

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 05-03, 1907
Birthplace:
Die: 01-16, 1987
Occupation: Journalist
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