Evan Esar - Quotes

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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. ---->>>

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. ---->>>

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. ---->>>

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. ---->>>

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. ---->>>

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ---->>>

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. ---->>>

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ---->>>

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. ---->>>

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. ---->>>

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended. ---->>>

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. ---->>>

Biography

Name: Evan Esar
Nationality: American
Born: 1899
Birthplace:
Die: 06-21, 1995
Occupation: Writer
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Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions (wikipedia)