George S. Kaufman - Quotes

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Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. ---->>>

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. ---->>>

I understand your new play is full of single entendres. ---->>>

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. ---->>>

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. ---->>>

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. ---->>>

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. ---->>>

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. ---->>>


Nationality: American
Born: November 16, 1889
Die: 06-02, 1961
Occupation: Dramatist

George Simon Kaufman (November 16, 1889 – June 2, 1961) was an American playwright, theatre director and producer, humorist, and drama critic. In addition to comedies and political satire, he wrote several musicals, notably for the Marx Brothers. One play and one musical that he wrote won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama: You Can't Take It with You (1937, with Moss Hart), and Of Thee I Sing (1932, with Morrie Ryskind and Ira Gershwin) (wikipedia)