Jack Benny - Quotes

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. ---->>>

Modesty is my best quality. ---->>>

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. ---->>>

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: February 14, 1894
Birthplace: in Chicago, Illinois, The United States
Die: 12-26, 1974
Occupation: Comedian

Jack Benny (born Benjamin Kubelsky; February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974) was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist. Recognized as a leading American entertainer of the 20th century, Benny portrayed his character as a miser, playing his violin badly. In character, he would claim to be 39 years of age, regardless of his actual age (wikipedia)