Jack Paar short quotes

Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle. ---->>>

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. ---->>>

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it. ---->>>

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. ---->>>

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other. ---->>>

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar. ---->>>

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