Jimmy Kimmel - Quotes

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Almost every week, someone's mad at me.

Almost every week, someone's mad at me.

At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes. ---->>>

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. ---->>>

There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives. ---->>>

I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week. ---->>>

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended. ---->>>

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. ---->>>

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting. ---->>>

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. ---->>>

I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means. ---->>>

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted. ---->>>

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. ---->>>

You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage. ---->>>

When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember until you're on the radio again, sometimes in your old radio station and sitting with the guys you used to work with and you go, 'Oh yeah, I can't say these things anymore. I'm handcuffed.' ---->>>

I describe myself as a human being. ---->>>

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.

I can't be as flip as I once was. ---->>>

I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid. ---->>>

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. ---->>>

I have like fifteen televisions in my house. ---->>>

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? ---->>>

I never imagined being on television. ---->>>

I only get unusual ailments. ---->>>

I'm a terrible golfer. ---->>>

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians. ---->>>

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. ---->>>

No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. ---->>>

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. ---->>>

I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books. ---->>>

People's lives are boring.

People's lives are boring.

Biography

Jimmy Kimmel profile (jimmy-kimmel.jpg)
Nationality: American
Born: 11-13, 1967
Birthplace: in Brooklyn, New York, The United States
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Occupation: Celebrity

James Christian Kimmel (born November 13, 1967) is an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He is the host and executive producer of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that premiered on ABC in 2003. Kimmel hosted the Primetime Emmy Awards in 2012 and 2016, as well as the Academy Awards in February 2017 (wikipedia)