Joe Bob Briggs - Quotes

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It's not a crime to get drunk. ---->>>

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's. ---->>>

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.' ---->>>

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. ---->>>

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. ---->>>

Faith is like a kernel of wheat. ---->>>

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother. ---->>>

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11. ---->>>

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle. ---->>>

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ---->>>

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. ---->>>

In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us. ---->>>

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action. ---->>>

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions. ---->>>


Nationality: American
Born: 01-27, 1953
Occupation: Critic

John Irving Bloom (born January 27, 1953), who uses the pseudonym Joe Bob Briggs, is a syndicated American film critic, writer and comic performer.(wikipedia)