Joey Adams - Quotes

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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. ---->>>

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. ---->>>

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 01-06, 1911
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
Die: 12-02, 1999
Occupation: Comedian
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Joey Adams (born Joseph Abramowitz; January 6, 1911 – December 2, 1999) was an American comedian who was inducted into the New York Friars' Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.(wikipedia)