John Barrymore - Quotes

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ---->>>

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. ---->>>

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. ---->>>

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. ---->>>

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. ---->>>

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. ---->>>

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. ---->>>

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. ---->>>

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. ---->>>

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. ---->>>

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. ---->>>

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: February 15, 1882
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S.
Die: 05-29, 1942
Occupation: Actor
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John Barrymore (born John Sidney Blyth; February 14 or 15, 1882 – May 29, 1942) was an American actor on stage, screen and radio. A member of the Drew and Barrymore theatrical families, he initially tried to avoid the stage, and briefly attempted a career as an artist, but appeared on stage together with his father Maurice in 1900, and then his sister Ethel the following year (wikipedia)