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John Mulaney - Quotes

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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter... With my friends, I was still an extrovert.

As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter... With my friends, I was still an extrovert.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. ---->>>

You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit. ---->>>

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. ---->>>

The difficulty of getting a movie made through a major studio is so extreme that when a movie comes out, everyone should give it four stars because it was accomplished. ---->>>

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it. ---->>>

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. ---->>>

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. ---->>>

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for. ---->>>

I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 08-26, 1982
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Occupation: Comedian

John Edmund Mulaney (born August 26, 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Live and as a standup comedian with standup specials The Top Part, New in Town, and The Comeback Kid. He was the creator and star of the Fox sitcom Mulaney, a semi-autobiographical series which aired from October 2014 until its cancellation in February 2015 (wikipedia)