Laurence Sterne - Quotes

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Respect for ourselves guides our morals, respect for others guides our manners.

Respect for ourselves guides our morals, respect for others guides our manners.

Only the brave know how to forgive... a coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.

Only the brave know how to forgive... a coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.

Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood. ---->>>

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size, take my word, is a dwarf in more articles than one. ---->>>

In solitude the mind gains strength and learns to lean upon itself.

In solitude the mind gains strength and learns to lean upon itself.

Alas! if the principles of contentment are not within us, the height of station and worldly grandeur will as soon add a cubit to a man's stature as to his happiness. ---->>>

I take a simple view of life. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it. ---->>>

Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas. ---->>>

God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb. ---->>>

Of all duties, prayer certainly is the sweetest and most easy.

Of all duties, prayer certainly is the sweetest and most easy.

Only the brave know how to forgive; it is the most refined and generous pitch of virtue human nature can arrive at. ---->>>

Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.

Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.

I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life. ---->>>

I once asked a hermit in Italy how he could venture to live alone, in a single cottage, on the top of a mountain, a mile from any habitation? He replied, that Providence was his next-door neighbor. ---->>>

The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance. ---->>>

The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it. ---->>>

An English man does not travel to see English men.

An English man does not travel to see English men.

'Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause, and of obstinacy in a bad one. ---->>>

But this is neither here nor there why do I mention it? Ask my pen, it governs me, I govern not it. ---->>>

Our passion and principals are constantly in a frenzy, but begin to shift and waver, as we return to reason. ---->>>

Pain and pleasure, like light and darkness, succeed each other. ---->>>

Religion which lays so many restraints upon us, is a troublesome companion to those who will lay no restraints upon themselves. ---->>>

Sciences may be learned by rote, but wisdom not. ---->>>

Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together. ---->>>

Lessons of wisdom have the most power over us when they capture the heart through the groundwork of a story, which engages the passions. ---->>>

Titles of honor are like the impressions on coins, which add no value to gold or silver, but only render brass current. ---->>>

When the heart flies out before the understanding, it saves the judgment a world of pains. ---->>>

People who are always taking care of their health are like misers, who are hoarding a treasure which they have never spirit enough to enjoy. ---->>>

People who overly take care of their health are like misers. They hoard up a treasure which they never enjoy. ---->>>

So much of motion, is so much of life, and so much of joy, and to stand still, or get on but slowly, is death and the devil. ---->>>

It is a great pity but tis certain from every day's observation of man, that he may be set on fire like a candle, at either end provided there is a sufficient wick standing out. ---->>>

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies. ---->>>

An actor should be able to create the universe in the palm of his hand. ---->>>

One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve his mind and morals, and regulate his conduct. ---->>>

When a man is discontented with himself, it has one advantage - that it puts him into an excellent frame of mind for making a bargain. ---->>>

Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, - though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, - the cant of criticism is the most tormenting! ---->>>

There have been no sects in the Christian world, however absurd, which have not endeavoured to support their opinions by arguments drawn from Scripture. ---->>>

In all unmerciful actions, the worst of men pay this compliment at least to humanity, as to endeavour to wear as much of the appearance of it, as the case will well let them. ---->>>

Writing, when properly managed, (as you may be sure I think mine is) is but a different name for conversation. ---->>>

What is the life of man! Is it not to shift from side to side? From sorrow to sorrow? To button up one cause of vexation! And unbutton another! ---->>>

I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: Irish
Born: November 24, 1713
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Die: March 18, 1768
Occupation: Novelist
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Laurence Sterne (24 November 1713 – 18 March 1768) was an Irish novelist and an Anglican clergyman. He wrote the novels The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman and A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy, and also published many sermons, wrote memoirs, and was involved in local politics (wikipedia)