Lewis Grizzard - Quotes

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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. ---->>>

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

There's no such thing as being too Southern. ---->>>

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ---->>>

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ---->>>

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ---->>>

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. ---->>>

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one. ---->>>

If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes. ---->>>

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ---->>>

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. ---->>>

Show business is my life. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 10-20, 1946
Birthplace:
Die: 03-20, 1994
Occupation: Writer
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Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. (October 20, 1946 – March 20, 1994) was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Although he spent his early career as a newspaper sports writer and editor, becoming the sports editor of the Atlanta Journal at age 23, he is much better known for his humorous newspaper columns in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (wikipedia)