Mark McKinney short quotes

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. ---->>>

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? ---->>>

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet! ---->>>

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me? ---->>>

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night. ---->>>

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off. ---->>>

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway. ---->>>

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love. ---->>>

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles! ---->>>

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Biography

Mark McKinney profile (mark-mckinney.jpg)
Nationality: Canadian
Born: 06-26, 1959
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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Occupation: Comedian
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