Matt Roper - Quotes

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I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

I can't abide small talk. ---->>>

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen. ---->>>

Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand? ---->>>

I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head. ---->>>

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' ---->>>

I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?' ---->>>

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything. ---->>>

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. ---->>>

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing. ---->>>

We must remember to enjoy ourselves. ---->>>

I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which staggers me when I think about it. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: British
Born: 06-11, 1977
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Occupation: Comedian
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Matt Roper is a British comedian, writer and musician.(wikipedia)