Maya Rudolph - Quotes

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Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that. ---->>>

I really love laughing. ---->>>

To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away. ---->>>

To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal. ---->>>

I feel like I come from a smaller off shoot of black people because I am mixed. People say I'm African American but that doesn't include the other half of me. ---->>>

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves. ---->>>

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!' ---->>>

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. ---->>>

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady. ---->>>

Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men. ---->>>

I feel like I'm a drag queen. ---->>>

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry. ---->>>

I have an equal opportunity womb! ---->>>

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write. ---->>>

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing. ---->>>

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this. ---->>>

I like comedy as a group sport. ---->>>

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream. ---->>>

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up. ---->>>

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people. ---->>>

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet. ---->>>

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you. ---->>>

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have. ---->>>

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day. ---->>>

No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful. ---->>>


Nationality: American
Born: 07-27, 1972
Birthplace: Gainesville, Florida, U.S.
Occupation: Actress

Maya Khabira Rudolph (born July 27, 1972) is an American actress, comedian, and singer. After becoming a member of The Groundlings improv troupe in the late 1990s, Rudolph joined the NBC television series Saturday Night Live, on which she was a cast member from 2000 to 2007. She then ventured into film, appearing in 50 First Dates (2004) and A Prairie Home Companion (2006) (wikipedia)