Milton Berle - Quotes

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. ---->>>

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. ---->>>

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. ---->>>

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? ---->>>

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. ---->>>

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 07-12, 1908
Birthplace: in New York, New York, The United States
Die: 03-27, 2002
Occupation: Comedian
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Milton Berle (born Mendel Berlinger; July 12, 1908 – March 27, 2002) was an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55), he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age (wikipedia)