Oscar Levant - Quotes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. ---->>>

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. ---->>>

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. ---->>>

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. ---->>>

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy. ---->>>

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does. ---->>>

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. ---->>>

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. ---->>>

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. ---->>>

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. ---->>>

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. ---->>>

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. ---->>>

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. ---->>>

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. ---->>>

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night. ---->>>

So little time and so little to do. ---->>>

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. ---->>>

I am no more humble than my talents require. ---->>>

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. ---->>>

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. ---->>>

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 12-27, 1906
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, U.S.
Die: 08-14, 1972
Occupation: Composer
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Oscar Levant (December 27, 1906 – August 14, 1972) was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was as famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, as for his music.(wikipedia)