Red Skelton - Quotes

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If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. ---->>>

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. ---->>>

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. ---->>>

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy. ---->>>

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. ---->>>

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. ---->>>

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

I left home because I was hungry. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 07-18, 1913
Birthplace:
Die: 09-17, 1997
Occupation: Comedian
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Richard Bernard "Red" Skelton (July 18, 1913 – September 17, 1997) was an American entertainer. He was best known for his national radio and television acts between 1937 and 1971, and as host of the television program The Red Skelton Show. Skelton, who has stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his work in radio and television, also appeared in burlesque, vaudeville, films, nightclubs, and casinos, all while he pursued an entirely separate career as an artist (wikipedia)