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Rob Schneider - Quotes

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A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid. ---->>>

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried. ---->>>

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything. ---->>>

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff. ---->>>

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so. ---->>>

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots. ---->>>

I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 10-31, 1963
Birthplace: San Francisco, California, United States
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Occupation: Comedian

Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a successful career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups (wikipedia)