Ron White short quotes

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

You can't fix stupid. ---->>>

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. ---->>>

Everybody I know is a joke writer. ---->>>

I don't do any corporate work. ---->>>

My goal is just to become a better comedian. ---->>>

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