S. J. Perelman - Quotes

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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ---->>>

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are. ---->>>

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. ---->>>

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. ---->>>

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. ---->>>

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 02-01, 1904
Birthplace:
Die: 10-17, 1979
Occupation: Writer
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Sidney Joseph "S. J." Perelman (February 1, 1904 – October 17, 1979) was an American humorist and screenwriter. He is best known for his humorous short pieces written over many years for The New Yorker. He also wrote for several other magazines, including Judge, as well as books, scripts, and screenplays (wikipedia)