Sam Levenson short quotes

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. ---->>>

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. ---->>>

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. ---->>>

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. ---->>>

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ---->>>

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. ---->>>

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. ---->>>

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. ---->>>

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. ---->>>

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? ---->>>

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through. ---->>>

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. ---->>>

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ---->>>

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. ---->>>

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! ---->>>

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. ---->>>

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want? ---->>>

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