Spike Milligan - Quotes

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ---->>>

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I'm a hero with coward's legs. ---->>>

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ---->>>

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. ---->>>

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. ---->>>

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. ---->>>

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ---->>>

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? ---->>>

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. ---->>>

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. ---->>>

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. ---->>>

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. ---->>>

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. ---->>>

It's all in the mind, you know. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: Irish
Born: 04-16, 1918
Birthplace: in Ahmednagar, India
Die: 02-27, 2002
Occupation: Comedian
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Terence Alan Milligan KBE (16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002) was a British-Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor. The son of an Irish father and an English mother, his early life was spent in India where he was born. The majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom (wikipedia)