Stan Laurel - Quotes

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Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep. ---->>>

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. ---->>>

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led. ---->>>

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again! ---->>>

A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly. ---->>>

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. ---->>>

What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do. ---->>>

Another fine mess you've gotten me into. ---->>>

I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: English
Born: June 16, 1890
Birthplace: in Ulverston, Cumbria, England
Die: 02-23, 1965
Occupation: Actor

Stan Laurel (born Arthur Stanley Jefferson; 16 June 1890 – 23 February 1965) was an English comic actor, writer and film director, most famous for his role in the comedy duo Laurel and Hardy. He appeared with his comedy partner Oliver Hardy in 107 short films, feature films, and cameo roles. Laurel began his career in music hall, where he appropriated a number of his standard comic devices: the bowler hat, the deep comic gravity and the nonsensical understatement (wikipedia)