Todd Barry - Quotes

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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. ---->>>

Anyone who bombs is my friend. ---->>>

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. ---->>>

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. ---->>>

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. ---->>>

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. ---->>>

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. ---->>>

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage. ---->>>

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value. ---->>>

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. ---->>>

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. ---->>>

I will not be misquoted! ---->>>

People in New York love having roof parties.

People in New York love having roof parties.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job. ---->>>

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. ---->>>

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. ---->>>

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. ---->>>

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. ---->>>

Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. ---->>>

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. ---->>>

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. ---->>>

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. ---->>>

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. ---->>>

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. ---->>>

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. ---->>>

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. ---->>>

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. ---->>>

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. ---->>>

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film. ---->>>

It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. ---->>>

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. ---->>>

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. ---->>>

I loved Australia. I was very successful there. ---->>>

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. ---->>>

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. ---->>>

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. ---->>>

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. ---->>>

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. ---->>>

I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. ---->>>

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. ---->>>

I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it. ---->>>

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. ---->>>

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all. ---->>>

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 03-26, 1964
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Occupation: Comedian

Todd Barry (born March 26, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor.(wikipedia)