Victor Borge - Quotes

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. ---->>>

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. ---->>>

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. ---->>>

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. ---->>>

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. ---->>>

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. ---->>>

Biography

Nationality: American
Born: 01-03, 1909
Birthplace: in Copenhagen, Denmark
Die: 12-23, 2000
Occupation: Musician

Børge Rosenbaum (3 January 1909 – 23 December 2000), known professionally as Victor Borge ( BOR-gə), was a Danish and American comedian, conductor, and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe. His blend of music and comedy earned him the nicknames "The Clown Prince of Denmark," "The Unmelancholy Dane," and "The Great Dane (wikipedia)